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[jackhole]

alternatively: this or this

HEY Y'ALL. squee here!! though i'm pretty sure i know mmmmost of you already! and i'm here with rhys from tales from the borderlands who is a high strung piece of shit corporate stooge that gets irritated at the drop of a hat over anything. everything. a strong breeze. he yells a lot to cover up the fact he's a giant weenie who cries over friendship and has crushes on like, everyone ever. he's also a backstabbing piece of shit capitalist! don't trust him!

exceeeeept he's also from post-game and while i won't bore you with spoilers (they're full of murder), the high strungness has settled into a chipper smugness and he's kind of mellowed out. nice new suit, nice new haircut, it's great! he's really happy now.

which is why, of course, it's time to make him miserable again. punch him in the face, please! a lot!

lookin' forward to the murdere and feel free to add me over on plurk at claptrap for the duration of the game!

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[hatslinger]

and rhys's horror dating sim begins

[antagonize]

okay but can jason steal all of rhys's money after he dies in a tragic(?) asphyxiation accident

[socloverit]

BEANPOLE VS SHORT STUFF ROUND INFINITY FOREVER

[muties]

roxy is ready to kinkshame rhys again, this time in spaaaaace

[bloodteller]

hi, squee! I SEE YOU BEAT ME TO ADDING YOU HAHAHA i'll concede defeat this time

but it's nice to meet you! i'm really pumped up for rhys, HIS APP WAS SO GREAT, and while i'm canonblind, i already love him and can't wait to see him around in game... he's going to be fun to pick on. i can feel it. i can FEEL it

[brainsqueeze]

LONG SUFFERING SIGH

[refactor]

hey cupcake guess who has some fancy new hands to test out

which sounds real gay but might as well start off on a strong foot for making their unit mates hate them for being obnoxious

[666_blaze_it]

Hello! I freaking loved TFTB and am now very slowly plodding my way through Borderlands 2 because of it.

[deformity]

rhys please yessssss

ADMITTEDLY, I HAVEN'T FINISHED THE GAME but I already love him... I hope that's good enough...!!