ripleysbelieveitornot | + 1 cult leader

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HEY Y'ALL. squee here!! though i'm pretty sure i know mmmmost of you already! and i'm here with rhys from tales from the borderlands who is a high strung piece of shit corporate stooge that gets irritated at the drop of a hat over anything. everything. a strong breeze. he yells a lot to cover up the fact he's a giant weenie who cries over friendship and has crushes on like, everyone ever. he's also a backstabbing piece of shit capitalist! don't trust him!

exceeeeept he's also from post-game and while i won't bore you with spoilers (they're full of murder), the high strungness has settled into a chipper smugness and he's kind of mellowed out. nice new suit, nice new haircut, it's great! he's really happy now.

which is why, of course, it's time to make him miserable again. punch him in the face, please! a lot!

lookin' forward to the murdere and feel free to add me over on plurk at