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[jackhole]

alternatively: this or this

HEY Y'ALL. squee here!! though i'm pretty sure i know mmmmost of you already! and i'm here with rhys from tales from the borderlands who is a high strung piece of shit corporate stooge that gets irritated at the drop of a hat over anything. everything. a strong breeze. he yells a lot to cover up the fact he's a giant weenie who cries over friendship and has crushes on like, everyone ever. he's also a backstabbing piece of shit capitalist! don't trust him!

exceeeeept he's also from post-game and while i won't bore you with spoilers (they're full of murder), the high strungness has settled into a chipper smugness and he's kind of mellowed out. nice new suit, nice new haircut, it's great! he's really happy now.

which is why, of course, it's time to make him miserable again. punch him in the face, please! a lot!

lookin' forward to the murdere and feel free to add me over on plurk at claptrap for the duration of the game!

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[bloodteller]

hi, squee! I SEE YOU BEAT ME TO ADDING YOU HAHAHA i'll concede defeat this time

but it's nice to meet you! i'm really pumped up for rhys, HIS APP WAS SO GREAT, and while i'm canonblind, i already love him and can't wait to see him around in game... he's going to be fun to pick on. i can feel it. i can FEEL it

[jackhole]

HI XANDER look i was ready. i was waiting. I WAS PUMPED.

same though!! i'm really looking forward to this and seeing what you and coco have in store for us. wreck me, friend. wreck me!! I'M GLAD YOU LIKED HIS APP TOO. rhys is a loser of the highest caliber and i love to make him suffer for it.

[bloodteller]

you wanna be wrecked? you do? YOU DO?

chapel's closed
forever

[jackhole]

GOOD BECAUSE I'M READY TO SIN