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[jackhole]

alternatively: this or this

HEY Y'ALL. squee here!! though i'm pretty sure i know mmmmost of you already! and i'm here with rhys from tales from the borderlands who is a high strung piece of shit corporate stooge that gets irritated at the drop of a hat over anything. everything. a strong breeze. he yells a lot to cover up the fact he's a giant weenie who cries over friendship and has crushes on like, everyone ever. he's also a backstabbing piece of shit capitalist! don't trust him!

exceeeeept he's also from post-game and while i won't bore you with spoilers (they're full of murder), the high strungness has settled into a chipper smugness and he's kind of mellowed out. nice new suit, nice new haircut, it's great! he's really happy now.

which is why, of course, it's time to make him miserable again. punch him in the face, please! a lot!

lookin' forward to the murdere and feel free to add me over on plurk at claptrap for the duration of the game!

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[jackhole]

i like how we both canon updated them to their new edgy looks and they're still going to devolve into madness

i feel it

in my bones

[socloverit]

maybe they have matured enough to actually do something vaguely resembling getting along, maybe they'll be the murdergame what not to wear team we almost had

or maybe clover will use her new secret agent training to like ACTUALLY fight him and just make things like five times worse than last time like right off the bat who knows

(we know, they're doomed and we know it)

[jackhole]

i'm pretty sure it's that second option and rhys doesn't even have his baton to defend himself with this time

but hey, now they're not neighbors? CAN YOU LEAVE HIS DOOR ALONE THIS TIME, CLOVER? JUST... LET HIM HAVE A DOOR FOR ONCE

[fourleafcleaver]

SHE ACTUALLY KNOWS HOW TO SHOULDER CHECK A DOOR IN THE RIGHT WAY THIS TIME THOUGH LIKE A PRO here's where your tax dollars are going

she's actually way more chill in vlr and her babysitter is here we might be okay...for longer than we were before............

[jackhole]

haha rhys paying taxes, that's funny

BUT WE WILL... I BELIEVE IN US. rhys is also way more chill (sort of) and he has his babysitter too. will this be the start of something amazing?? probably not.