+1 teenage dork

[parodeity]

hi everyone! that is the closest i'm getting to finding some neat gif because...i love puns. anyway!! i am lucy, and i know a fair amount of you i think!! if not/if you don't have me added you can feel free to add me at lucylovespluto should you like.

i've got dave strider from the land of the homestucks, and megs (who has roxy) and i settled on a pre-retcon time point just before Everyone Fucking Dies for the fun of it. dave is a sixteen-year-old dork who will be having a hell of a time trying not to call roxy mom and who will probably spend more time than is really advisable in the daycare messing around with things! i'm always pretty terrible at character summarizing intros and it's like midnight BUT THERE YOU GO...

jazz hands lemme know if you need anything further from me but otherwise i'm very much looking forward to things!

Comments

[jackhole]

HE SURE DID he was just not cool enough to her friend at all

and look he's stuck with a con artist and a genocidal lunatic, roxy and dave are already better than anyone he knows. they will be a breath of fresh air, okay.

[parodeity]

lmfao god yes at least they aren't con artist genocidal lunatics!!! just snarky non serious teens

luckily neither of them is actually "cool" well okay roxy kinda is

dave is not

[jackhole]

lucy, i really hope you have dave go on long ridiculous tangents during trials that have nothing to do with anything and are kind of embarrassing and way too personal to deal with

please make everyone feel awkward

[parodeity]

there is absolutely no way that won't happen and also he's probably going to make it worse for himself whenever it happens

that's the dave strider way of life

ACCIDENTALLY PUTTING HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH and then just shoving it in further for good measure

[jackhole]

that's how rhys and dave will bond. they're both cut from the same "i should stop talking right fucking now" cloth. it'll be great.

[parodeity]

before they die we have to make sure they have at least one joint trial derail of "holy shit both of you stop talking"

[jackhole]

oh my god yes. just this long winded conversation that consists of nothing of value. that's immediately one of my most ridiculous goals for cradle, ty lucy.

[parodeity]

okay but it's a joint ridiculous goal we basically have to make it a thing because everyone else will just be like s t o p and they make it worse by virtue of being them

[jackhole]

yes!! talking about irrelevant emotions at a trial and making everyone uncomfortable and it's just the most awkward thing ever. i'm so ready. someone tells them to stop and rhys just gets offended and it's terrible

now i want the intro log already tbh

[parodeity]

SAME...i'm so excited for tomorrow I GET OUT OF WORK EARLIER THAN USUAL EVEN!!!! it's gonna be great