+1 teenage dork

[parodeity]

hi everyone! that is the closest i'm getting to finding some neat gif because...i love puns. anyway!! i am lucy, and i know a fair amount of you i think!! if not/if you don't have me added you can feel free to add me at lucylovespluto should you like.

i've got dave strider from the land of the homestucks, and megs (who has roxy) and i settled on a pre-retcon time point just before Everyone Fucking Dies for the fun of it. dave is a sixteen-year-old dork who will be having a hell of a time trying not to call roxy mom and who will probably spend more time than is really advisable in the daycare messing around with things! i'm always pretty terrible at character summarizing intros and it's like midnight BUT THERE YOU GO...

jazz hands lemme know if you need anything further from me but otherwise i'm very much looking forward to things!

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[socloverit]

dave and clover playing on the daycare slides like children despite being grown teenagers with serious jobs like fighting terrorists and being literal gods, please and thank you

I'M EXCITED TO PLAY WITH YOU AGAIN

[parodeity]

SAME HERE and clover's new username is hella cute

also if they don't play on the daycare slides together i'm going to have to disown both of us so yes of course that should happen??? i feel like they'll get along super well and probably shenanigans will be had

[prospitian]

THANK YOU i vastly appreciate my friend AF's suggestion and everyone else's voting on it vs this

they'll probably get along super well and i'm super duper excited. they're gonna be such a problem for everyone else

[parodeity]

haha yeah i voted I JUST STILL LOVE IT!!!! AF has great pun taste? i love puns

shit they really will be a problem for everyone else won't they I'M OKAY WITH THAT THOUGH...high fives let's dick around clover

[socloverit]

YES I REMEMBER I APPRECIATE YOUR VOTES!!!!!

everyone's gonna have such an issue, there'll be no freedom from puns or snark or general dickery and i'm so excited

[parodeity]

i should always pick characters who shenanigan in murder games IT'S MY USUAL GO TO and it works i'm also terribly excited also CLOVER WAS ALWAYS MY FAVE 999'ER (and i know all the spoilers heads up so you don't need to worry there)

[prospitian]

well that was the wrong account but okay

[parodeity]

i do it all the time so i can't really judge

[muties]

who dis

[parodeity]

no one obv

[thanatosincarnate]

ello coolkid + neighbor

if youre gonna be playing in the daycare keep it down, oldfolks need to sleep!!

[parodeity]

ARUMAT...! ugh star ocean is great and also coolest neighbor?

[jackhole]

rhys was bad with one strider, what's he going to do with two??

but seriously i'm so excited for dave and roxy. i'm just going to throw rhys at them constantly, i hope y'all are ready.

[parodeity]

i think you mean good DIDN'T HE LIKE ROXY???? dave and roxy are great rhys you'll love them they're good people!!!

[jackhole]

HE SURE DID he was just not cool enough to her friend at all

and look he's stuck with a con artist and a genocidal lunatic, roxy and dave are already better than anyone he knows. they will be a breath of fresh air, okay.

[parodeity]

lmfao god yes at least they aren't con artist genocidal lunatics!!! just snarky non serious teens

luckily neither of them is actually "cool" well okay roxy kinda is

dave is not

[jackhole]

lucy, i really hope you have dave go on long ridiculous tangents during trials that have nothing to do with anything and are kind of embarrassing and way too personal to deal with

please make everyone feel awkward

[parodeity]

there is absolutely no way that won't happen and also he's probably going to make it worse for himself whenever it happens

that's the dave strider way of life

ACCIDENTALLY PUTTING HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH and then just shoving it in further for good measure

[jackhole]

that's how rhys and dave will bond. they're both cut from the same "i should stop talking right fucking now" cloth. it'll be great.

[parodeity]

before they die we have to make sure they have at least one joint trial derail of "holy shit both of you stop talking"

[jackhole]

oh my god yes. just this long winded conversation that consists of nothing of value. that's immediately one of my most ridiculous goals for cradle, ty lucy.

[parodeity]

okay but it's a joint ridiculous goal we basically have to make it a thing because everyone else will just be like s t o p and they make it worse by virtue of being them

[jackhole]

yes!! talking about irrelevant emotions at a trial and making everyone uncomfortable and it's just the most awkward thing ever. i'm so ready. someone tells them to stop and rhys just gets offended and it's terrible

now i want the intro log already tbh

[parodeity]

SAME...i'm so excited for tomorrow I GET OUT OF WORK EARLIER THAN USUAL EVEN!!!! it's gonna be great

[deformity]

DAVE PLZ TEACH ALLEN HOW TO BE COOL

[parodeity]

I LOVE DGM...also allen you've chosen the wrong teacher but ok