+1 secret agent woman's babysitter

[puzzlesss]

so don't test him son

Hello Cradle! I'm kosy, and I'm bringing in the snark master down there's brother, Light Field from Zero Escape (specifically 999 because who knows what he was doing during vlr except for freaking out about clover again). He's princely, very intelligent, and also the guy who seems like an asshole no matter what he does since he's unintentionally (and probably kind of intentionally) holier-than-thou about some things. Also, he's blind. Thank god, honestly, look at what his sister is wearing.

His hobbies include reading (if there's a book, he knows it), threatening bodily harm to anyone who investigates chairs for too long during murder games, making comments about how "oh are you imagining us in bed together" when someone investigates a bed during a murder game, and... participating in murder games. This is his third one, two already done in canon, so fuck his life.

someone please warn him before he steps on any corpses even though he can figure out his surroundings via echolocation

I've got a plurk here at trinities for anyone interested! Hopefully I know what I'm doing the second time round in murderlandia... I'm excited to play with everyone!

Comments

[thatbites]

i forgot the echolocation bit


snake is so weird

[thatbites]

also hell i am beans and i'm really excited to play with you and this weirdo blind dude!!! yeah!!!!!

[puzzlesss]

its a legitimate thing apparently.... as is touching a table to figure out what its made of

probably not to the anime levels snake takes it though

but hello beans!!! im so happy to see emily tbh so the excitement is completely mutual. nice to meet you!

[thatbites]

anime blindness is a bizarre and wonderful thing. almost as wonderful as however his psychic powers work /looks at ze

BUT YES GOOD they can be friends. maybe. if they don't piss each off instantly. sass friends.

[socloverit]

i mean tbf would clover even be wearing this if light did get to see it

[puzzlesss]

is anyone going to tell him.........

[fourleafcleaver]

PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM NO ONE TELL HIM,,,,,,

swear to god she's gonna go in for a hug and it's gonna be like where's your shirt

[puzzlesss]

oh my god "WHY IS THERE FUR, CLOVER???"

his first action will be stealing a jacket from someone on the ship and draping it on her shoulders

[fourleafcleaver]

SNAKE YOU HAVE A JACKET????? she's gonna be losing her shit over him being here and alive after [spoilers] and he's just gonna be running around like excuse me do you have a coat i need it right now so he can throw it at her. good god

[probings]

we can just

you know

make him not blind anymore

[puzzlesss]

you can make him the swordian talking arm, harold, but stay away from his eyes!!!

he doesn't need lasers coming out of those

[probings]

but wouldn't it be cool if he could use his eyes to reheat his food...

[jackhole]

kooooooosyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[puzzlesss]

sqqquuuueeeeeeeeeeee

rhys and snake can both sit in the "missing an arm" corner

[jackhole]

but the real question is, did snake willingly chop his off

[puzzlesss]

oh what the fuck

no

nevermind rhys can sit in the corner by himself

[jackhole]

hey!! he worked really hard to afford to chop his arm off. it came with his promotion and everything!

[puzzlesss]

.......... i really do need to get into this canon

was the pancake porn a package deal with that promotion or what

[jackhole]

like honestly please get into borderlands, kosy

but shut up we don't talk about the pancake porn oh god

[deformity]

I PLAYED 999 AGAIN AND AGAIN SOLELY TO GET THE ROUTE WHERE HE DOESN'T DIE

bless you for playing him, Kosy...

[puzzlesss]

im cruel, safe end is my favorite ending

bless you for knowing him though, and also bless you for playing allen he is so cute