a guy that totally isn't christy's character type to a t, nope

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AKA hello murderfriends! I'm Christy, a murdergame veteran, but I'm really excited to see so many people trying out the format for the first time here! Hope you're ready to cry and die (order may vary)!

But as for who I'm bringing to a game near you, please welcome Handsome Jack from Tales from the Borderlands! Which is important to note that it's Tales and not the Borderlands series proper, since this is actually the hologram, AI version of Jack that was hanging out in Rhys's head. However, thanks to the mysterious powers that be, he's getting a sweet new body! No more yelling at Rhys about scanning mushrooms! Still, the differences between the two are pretty minute, since the AI version of Jack pretty much thinks he's the real one, so.

Finally, you can add me on plurk for plotting at yeezus!